right-fucked

intoxicated to a satisfactory degree

"binge drinkers like me tend to get right-fucked pretty quickly"

by WhiteIce89 March 8, 2006

JJ Faced

adj. - The end result of consuming too much alcohol. Often associated with being Pirate faced ie. texting with one eye open. usually accompanied by the loss of personal items (phone, wallet, dignity, respect of your peers etc.)

JJ - Man, last night was rough...
Draven - You got JJ faced didn't you?
JJ - Yeah... ended up urban camping at the SunTrust Springs
Draven - So your saying passed out by the fountain Down Town...
JJ - yep
Draven -.........Where was my invite?

by Urban_Camper September 23, 2010

you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.

oh hell no “you got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.

by hairypotato78 August 17, 2019

google fucked

Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.

Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.

by Joeeek April 17, 2008

got fucked in the Drive-THRU

When someone doesn't get their complete order in a Drive-THRU Restaurant or Coffee Shop. Got Fucked In The Drive-THRU.

An incomplete order done by total retards in Most restaurants or Coffee Shop's Drive-THRU Thus, You Just Got Fucked in the drive-THRU.

Not to be confused with getting free sex or getting laid From Bitches at a Drive-THRU.

Example #1: Dude # 1. Yo! Dude Where's My straw for my soft drink? What no fork?
Dude # 2. I don't Know? It should all be in you bag dude. Hey You got any ketchup in your order? I don't have any for my fries? Oh no where's my super duper Bacon double pickle triple cheese burger I ordered! dude I don't fucking believe it! Those Idjits didn't put it in my bag Dude! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Dude # !. You know It Dude ! We Got Fucked in The Drive-THRU!
Dude #2 Should we drive all the way back to Big Prick Burger Joint and get our order done right from them Idjit Retard Drive-THRU Bitches. Man This is fucked up! Dude I hate This Shit Service. I got fucked in the drive-THRU!

Example #2: Girl#1 At A Coffee Sop Drive-THRU Ordering. Could I please have a Extra large Crappachino with whipped cream and fudge brownie toppings thanks.
Girl#2 says gee I hope they get the order right. The last time I ordered here They didn't make my order properly they forgot to give me my Donuts! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Girls get the order and drive away. Girl #1. Notices there is no fudge brownie toppings on her Crapachino coffee she ordered and her donuts are missing. What The Fuck where's the fudge? Girl#2 says see I told you what those fuckers do! You got fucked in the Drive-THRU!

by DIRTY BIRD WORD February 11, 2010

facedrunking

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

fucked me in the ass

a phrase used to replace other common phrases

1. it made me laugh? alarmed me? turned me on? = it fucked me in the ass

by urbanasss August 22, 2016