fart contrail

The visible portion of a fart trail, usually seen on a cold day.

I turned the corner and ran into Tom's fart contrail, which made my eyes water. It was horrible.

by Dave Ku May 15, 2008

Fart Copter

When someone farts, and it comes out slow and in small bursts, and it sounds like a helicopter.

Dude, that guy just pulled a fart copter!!!!!

by freaky1234123 April 27, 2009

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

Fart Parenting

Fart Parenting is a method of parenting focusing on attachment and comfort. Either the mother or father of a new born baby will fart near their infant's face, with particular care to ensure the baby smells the fart. Each human has distinct and unique 'signatures' in the molecules of their farts and it's believed that when a baby is repetitively exposed to these fart molecules, they will feel comfort and bond with their parent. Fart Parenting involves each parent farting as often as possible in the face of their new born baby for a period of up to a year. It's important to keep exposing the child to the fart molecules for a year to form that strong, rich bond. Fart Parenting is part of a new wave of parenting methods among crunchy mommies, and promoted by groups like, Mères Sans Vaccins (Mothers Without Vaccines). Fart Parenting was nominated for a Long Grass award for Parenting Trend of the Year in 2016, but it lost out to the Bird Feeding Method.

I Fart Parented my triplets; Earthmoon, Atticus, and Felix-Lexus. They all loved my Fart Parenting and remember it fondly because I continued it until their 7th birthday with their breast feeding. Fart parenting promotes a healthy immune system that negates any need for toxic vaccinations.

by grassysally October 27, 2016

fart weasel

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

by jscarsc November 29, 2016

fart knocker

Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.

Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.

by Janet90232 October 24, 2007

fart tail

When one flatulates and flees, the remnants of the noxious odors follow him or her. The tail end of the stink is the fart tail.

Damnit dude, I just caught wind of your fart tail and it fucking stinks. Go sit on the pot you nasty mofo!

by Tommy2tone June 29, 2006