fart weasel

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.
Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel
by jscarsc November 29, 2016
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