Earthquake

Another way or the meteorological way of saying the Earth's headaches...

Wow did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico....
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...

by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017

earthg

A dumbass motherfucker who is like the brittish

This earthg is stupid and

by Dayo56 November 15, 2017

earth

flat.

"earth is flat"
"hahahaha... wait ur serious?"

by some white millenial January 16, 2018

earthworm

earthworms occur when two men engage in sex. the man getting sexed begins to release poop from his anus while the other man is screwing him. upon cumming the giver continues to pound the takers bottom impacting copious amounts of poop in the erect penis. then as the giver removes his penis it gets soft and the impacted poop begins to fall from the urethral canal resembling the trail of an earthworm.

John let Jim screw him and now hes waiting for the earthworm.

by duane ruttiger January 28, 2018

Earth

is flat

the Earth is flat

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 23, 2018

earthquakay

An earthquakay is a really big shaky of the ground. It commonly causes wavays to occur. It's also commonly mistaken with a earthquake.

Oh shit a earthquakay

by Xxyeah10 March 5, 2018

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018