Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.

David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke

by Doobery! June 30, 2011

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011

vagina ditcher

someone who is supposed to satisfy you but then ditches you to do something else

He left for vacation, he is such a vagina ditcher!

by annapanna May 5, 2015

richy ditchy

Someone who doesn’t give “spare change” to the homeless outside of a grocery store

Homeless man, “ excuse me can you spare any change today?”

Ashley, “ I’m sorry I don’t have any cash or change on me”

Homeless woman sitting next to homeless man , “ Oh, She’s a richy ditchy”

by Heretodefineweirddesertterms September 21, 2017

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Redneck Ditchdigger

When a male puts a females legs behind her head and does a dipping motion to have sex with her.

Person 1: Hey did you give that girl a redneck ditchdigger lastnight?
Person 2: Yeah and she loved it.

by Veronica122 July 13, 2021

The Ditching

a term used to refer to a phrase copy-pasted directly from the internet or any article without paraphrasing and changing the sequence of thought of the phrase.

John did his part in the research but when I read it all I can say is...it was done the way of "The Ditching."

by phaggoadnaphoaq May 5, 2022