Dave

Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af

Yo is that dave?
Is he tall and dumb looking?
Yes
Thats him

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011

Dave

An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.

Why does every name on Urban Dictionary have their top definition be made by a Dave?

by Eternal Dorkness October 18, 2018

Phillip Davenport

Someone very special, funny, smart when wants to be, and very easily to be and to give love.

My one and only, Phillip Davenport.

by You know who April 26, 2005

Dave

When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.

Dude, I'm so dave I could chug that pool.

by Hanktastic May 12, 2009

Pulling a Dave

When someone acts like they know shit

Aw he was just acting like he knows shit. He's just pulling a Dave.

by Dave don't know shit May 7, 2018

Davenport

A Family line held together by fragile connections of the older generations bound to eventually fall apart.

Did you hear the old lady next door kicked the bucket?

Yea that Davenport family are already at each other throats.

Man I'm sure glad I have strong family ties nothing like a Davenport family.

by Half Dead121 February 6, 2010