When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
by Andy10215 July 6, 2008
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When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
by Molly Saluki September 22, 2008
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Get the shower curtain mug.Flesh like curtains that dangle from a broad. Typically nice looking and compliment the Vag. Sometimes they disrespect the vag and just look like the bitch stuck two pieces of roast beef on each side of the vag and stapled them there, often causing dick cheese or pusssy-crud to build up behind the lips.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.
Holly shit woman! You need to invest in some hedge trimmers and take away them damn meat curtains.
James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!
Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.
James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!
James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!
Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.
James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!
by kx3 guy March 24, 2011
Get the meat curtains mug.A curtin is a object used to cover the sun from getting through windows, or it is also a egotistical douchebag who sucks more dick then a mexican crack whore workin the streets for 10$ a dick. So next time you want to make fun of someone call them a Curtin.
Drape, Blinds, Douchebag, Cunt, Cuntrag, Sandy Vagina, Emo kid, Cutting ones self with his car keys, writing emo love songs, writing more emo love songs about eyes.
Ex.Curtin is a douchebag emo kid.
Ex.Curtin sucks penis
Ex.Curtin LOVES the cock
Ex.Emo kid = Curtin
Ex.Cut myself w/ my car keys = curtin
Ex.Curtin is a douchebag emo kid.
Ex.Curtin sucks penis
Ex.Curtin LOVES the cock
Ex.Emo kid = Curtin
Ex.Cut myself w/ my car keys = curtin
by Derrico July 28, 2008
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