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The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.
by Coronado March 17, 2009
Get the southern crotcheaux region mug.The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.
Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.
Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.
by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011
Get the hobo crotch mug.The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
Get the Rumpled Crotch Syndrome mug.That moment after you jump in the pool but before your genitals get adjusted to the cold water. Also for sitting down in a very hot tub.
1 - As Jimmy jumped in the pool, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahhh my krundle!"
2 - As Jimmy sat down quickly in the hot tub, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahh my krundle!"
2 - As Jimmy sat down quickly in the hot tub, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahh my krundle!"
by Mayo Therak Rotch June 2, 2011
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