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Cruise Crab

Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.
“Dude, this resort was perfect until the cruise crabs swarmed in and took all the pool chairs.”
by jaweedus March 19, 2025
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table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022
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Crab daddy

The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.
Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'
by mrcurtis123 May 10, 2016
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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly
yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.
by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023
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Crab Cake

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.
My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024
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Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex
by Macintosh March 4, 2019
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