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Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.
When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".
by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021
mugGet the Optimism Copmug.

Cop

(Noun)

1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.

2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.

Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020
mugGet the Copmug.

Finna cop that pussy baby

When you're so deeply in love with a girl, you finna cop that pussy (Baby).
by Bearlington February 7, 2018
mugGet the Finna cop that pussy babymug.

Cop crow

A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.
I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.
by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022
mugGet the Cop crowmug.

Cop my flow

When someone tries to mirror what you do/say or like exactly.

For example liking the exact same clothes, bands, movies etc.
“She tryna cop my flow fr”
by Llaufen September 6, 2025
mugGet the Cop my flowmug.

Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.
look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
mugGet the Dirt copmug.

cop pocket

When there's a cop car on the road and all the surrounding drivers are afraid to pass it.
The cop is going 10 mph under the speed limit, he's not going to arrest you for going the speed limit, GET ME OUT OF THIS COP POCKET!
by crickle August 10, 2015
mugGet the cop pocketmug.

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