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Condom

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made
by poop master on god December 10, 2021
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Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf
Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom
by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021
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Condimented relationship

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.
What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?
by forever creepin' December 29, 2021
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Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.
John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage
by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022
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condom

ur dad used a broking condom.
by foxy_vr February 18, 2022
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Condefensive

defining Condefensive is anything that feels Condefensive but is more centered around 3rd person

being Condefensive is thinking that when someone talks highly of someone ,you feel they are being condescending towards you making you feel sadness in yourself and frustration with the person.

it is also somebody making fun of someone in a condescending manner such as laughing about a joke about your anger or the problem you have.
"WOW!, look how amazing this other person is" then either stairs at you or before that did
defining Condefensive is anything that feels Condefensive but is more centered around 3rd person

"oh man it must be hard breathing hard , AND that job" and their friend or a closest person will laugh at it
by W.D wady March 30, 2022
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