Commit lego in foot

When you step on a lego you killed yourself

My brother trapped me in my room for 2 days with legos in the hallway and I had to leave but I mega died I got big killed myself
So I commit lego in foot

by Big pig Mac March 15, 2019

Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)

Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then

by Commanders Slut September 10, 2011

Human Community

A unified futuristic world organization of humans with one goal to live in peace and harmony without any conflict between one another. The hypothetical world government in which humans would rule rather than extraterrestrials.

The Human Community is the group people of Earth living in harmony.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 4, 2017

Gangstalker Communication

V2k,

mark of the beast

Gangstalker Communication

by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

one hander commander

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

diet coke commercial

Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.

Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.

by Coell CMU February 13, 2007

Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus

You tell someone that you will erase them from existence.

Hermione to her unborn baby, " Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus" and with her wand she no longer has a massive belly.
Harry Potter attempts to use the super-secret spell to destroy Voldemort. He waves his wand and says to Voldemort "YEETUS YEETUS I NOW COMMIT TO YOUR DELETEUSS!!" But he misses and deletes everything within Hogwarts walls... and everyone in it.

by YEETUSDELETUS3200 October 21, 2019