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cement mixer

when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.
"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"
by John Wayne Goatsie November 27, 2011
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Darkness come early

A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).

Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!
by peatear Gryffyn August 2, 2011
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colen

its where your poop lives before it comes out.
by Dick Van-Dyke April 21, 2005
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the dutch clan's comendation's

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the dutch members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking, to become the DUTCH MASTER and overthrow the dutch master neto, you must win over 51 dutch man of the year award in a row, and be supported by the dutch council, and since the dutch council is loyal to NETO, dont get your fucking hopes up!
HOLY SHIT, OMG OMG. I WON THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!

omg dude gratz
by NETO!!!!!! March 6, 2005
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Come Pause Act

The AOCP that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".
"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"
by The L Team March 4, 2008
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come to bed my lover

A seduction sentence used to entice ones sexual partner for some frollicking
As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."
by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013
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Come Over

How Uni boys text and call girls to have sex with them
Abu : Babe Come over , it's raining
Babe : k omw
by Alade November 16, 2021
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