Corbynism

The practice of saying a sentence designed to please absolutely everyone who is listening while also contradicting yourself and going back on promises made in the past.

You've just noticed that the mood of the nation has changed, you've changed your mind from what you said last time we were here, you're flip flopping around and changing your mind every time we see you. Everything you are saying now is turning into a complete Corbynism!

by Mr Bananas August 19, 2019

Cobbs

A slang term from Chicago describing eminent possession of something. It's used primarily as a call-to-action or an announcement. A relative to dibs or first dibs.

I got cobbs on that macaroni when it come out the oven, cuz y'all niggas be hogging shit.

Her: May I have a piece of your pizza?
Him: No cobbs, that shit over with.

Him: Shotgun!!
His friend: Hell naw bro I already called cobbs. Sit yo ass in the backseat.

by Lul Buddy From The Crib December 21, 2019

Colby

Colby is stunning man that will dangle the fuck out of you in hockey. He’s kinda short but he’ll fuck ur mom sister and girlfriend all at the same time. Colby is not someone you want to mess with.

“Did here that Colby destroyed Cam at puck. He also destroyed your mom’s vigina too”

by ColbyStrunk January 20, 2020

squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

by yap2 July 1, 2016

Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

dirty bill cosby

It is when after having a roofie slipped to you, the person performing the cosby shoves rocks into your vagina and then pisses on you. after then, he shits his pants, grabbing a hand full of shit and smearing feces onto your face

That hoe got a dirty bill cosby cause shes a dum cunt

by MikeTheNigger February 24, 2017

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013