closet nigga

A white person who paints himself brown at night, masturbates to Janet Jackson at night, and claims to have taught Allen Iverson everything he knows.

Look at that closet nigga's Janet Jackson poster, it's getting whiter than he is!

by Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell March 21, 2003

clue bomb

What you might have to drop when somebody doesn't know when they're doing or saying something ignorant.

I had to drop a clue bomb on Rick when he started picking a fight with a boxer.

by Roney July 5, 2007

out of the closet

to go from sexual ambiguity to homosexuality

Dean came out of the closet.

by Santi the Sex God August 9, 2006

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

Closet Studying

The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.

I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.

by Agent63 February 28, 2011

closet drunk

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.

Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.

by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013

Flying too close to the Sun

Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.

Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram

by Jlova71 July 26, 2018