Clit-R-Dick

When the clitorious hangs outside of the vaginal lips.

I was banging this chick last night, and she had a clit-r-dick.

by Sexsexsex69 September 29, 2010

Ohio Clit Smoothie

The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.

David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"

by bonerteaser April 30, 2013

slit clit

The act of removing the clitoris in order to make sex less pleasing to the woman, but requires the male to thrust deeper into the vagina in order to hit the g-spot.

Bro I was balls deep in this Samoan broad last night. She was a definite slit clit. I banged her so hard!

by Theresa Manda Shea Chris April 8, 2008

cliterati

A derogatory term for women's reading groups or for feminist authors.

Is that by Camille Paglia? Oh, you haven't joined the cliterati have you?

by londonmark September 16, 2003

blue cliterous

when a womans overies become infected with black peoples sperm and the form a geto in the womens overies and start shooting at mexians that jump over the border

my bitches blue cliterous fomed black people

by tittly master5000 October 23, 2011

Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.

Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.

by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010

clit block

the act of clogging someones clit with a large solid object

Jonny just clit blocked Olivia with a brick.

by don- the dime January 18, 2014