Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

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clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

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Cleaning the refridgerator

A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...

Oh, great... Bobby is cleaning the refridgerator again.

by Starkgarean June 5, 2018

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Clean Drop

(N) When you can squat, drop, and walk; no wipe.

Dude I’ve been dropping a lot of clean drops lately.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

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A classy confident and creative Jamaican rapper also known as Dj Bullasco. She is a natural hair enthusiast who is not afraid to wear her afro, her wash and go's and her twist outs on any occasion. Someone who is not afraid to order dry rice due to a lack of interest in meat.. A beautiful soul both inside and out, Simply, the best person you'll ever meet!

Caution! Chevantae's Crazy!

by Xamaicanprincess September 29, 2018

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