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A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024
mugGet the I should do what you do, And you should clean my ballsmug.

Clean the slate

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
by ImpDave September 23, 2016
mugGet the Clean the slatemug.

Kimberly clean

Kimberly clean is crazy clean. Kimberly clean likes to clean a clean house.
It’s so clean it’s Kimberly clean. I’m trying to keep my car Kimberly clean.
My new car is Kimberly clean.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
mugGet the Kimberly cleanmug.

Squeaky Clean

A way to describe the act of sex.
Daniel: I got squeaky clean with the boys last night
Kyle: Same
by dom766 October 2, 2022
mugGet the Squeaky Cleanmug.

clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.
I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block
by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015
mugGet the clean slipmug.

clean

i will not give up watching porn as long as i'm still clean.
by jethraw November 16, 2017
mugGet the cleanmug.

clean coat

Hey, you got any tattoos?

Nah, I’m a CLEAN COAT.
by MessaNessa February 22, 2024
mugGet the clean coatmug.

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