Chipspunk

The semen of any small woodland creature.

Ted: Dude!! I think that squirrel just Chipspunked all over my head!

Bob: Nah bro, that was me!

by sweetdeeonfire December 24, 2009

CHOPSTICKING

When two men place their penis together and one of the men operate them like a pair of chopsticks.

" Hey bro, pick up that pickled onion while CHOPSTICKING me"

by P1PE June 23, 2017

chips

chapped lips

Oh my God look at Achu's chips!

by fishy fish 123 December 10, 2017

Chopsticks

When a woman gives two guys a handjob with the same hand at the same time.

Tyler and Brett are headed over to the massage parlor because the masseuse gives chopsticks.

by Author's ashes February 26, 2019

Chiups

A cooler way to say chips

Ch-i-ey-ups when u say chiups say the “ups” part with a country accent

by Appearoffline March 12, 2019

Chopsticks

The utensil used to pick up a dick to eat when one must not f*ck up their nails

- i picked it up with chopsticks so I wouldn’t f*ck up my nails

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019

Chapstickate

The Czech-American act of applying chap stick or other forms of lip balm.

Dani's lips were feeling particularly dry so she felt it best to chapstickate to preserve them.

by PetraCheekynova November 13, 2019