Nah, I'm not Chinese.

1.Something you say, interrupting or just saying after, when you don't want to hear what the person is saying.2. Another definition is to say it in order to confuse stupid people. A way of rejection.

Conversation:
Jenny-"So yesterday I was totally getting hit on..."
Ashley-(interrupting)"Nah I'm not Chinese."
Example 2:
Jordan-"Wanna go out sometime?"
Maddy-"Nah, I'm not Chinese."

by kandygirl425 May 15, 2009

Chinese Dick Trap

When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.

So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.

by NGRconCARNE June 18, 2009

Chinese Toothpick

a chinese mans dick i.e small

that guy put his chinese toothpick in her mouth.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

Chinese New Year

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.

Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died

by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011

Chinese Food Vagina

When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.

Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina

by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

Chinese Communist Partism

Only follow CCP's policy, support for Chinese Communist Party.

People's Republic of China is a Chinese Communist Partism country.
WHO is a Chinese Communist Partism organization.

by Liberal Chinese April 22, 2020