chancre

adjective: someone who is like a pestering disease; a person who always nags you and won't go away; someone who is so disgusting and repulsive that you would compare them to an STI

often used in a derogatory way towards someone who is acting like a tool.

Teri is such a chancre.

You are acting like a chancre!

That kid looks like a chancre.

I can't believe Bob is dating that chancre!

by Microkid April 17, 2010

Cancer Cutie

A person afflicted with cancer or any other medical or spiritual condition that effects how they may be perceived by themselves or others. Despite their circumstances they show the brightness of their spirit, survival and the sheer joy of being cute.

Nikki, Kara, Cara and Melissa all have brain tumors, but those BTFF's are the cutest Cancer Cuties ever!

by Marilyn Serene June 14, 2010

Chanterelle

An edible woodland mushroom, commonly known as "Chicken of the Woods"; A Beautiful person with a Beautiful personality

i.e. Let's go Chanterelle hunting! (Can be used for either definition)

by WaitingforMyRuca September 26, 2010

Chance

A man who loves a girl named Katie with all of his heart, when you find this guy and your name is Katie you should keep him firever.

Chance: Hey Katie, I love you!

by Mosoderate Brainiacs October 4, 2016

cancer

Anything on the internet not funny or cringy. Can also be used to define furries, and 12 year olds who just learned about sex. Can also be used to define something personally unappealing.

1. Dude, I just watched Frozen. It was pure cancer.
2. The iPhone 7's home "button" isn't actually a button. It's cancer.

by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017

cancer jokes

Jokes people resort to when all else fails.

Cancer jokes? Am I right?

by Antscant69 January 18, 2017

sexond chance

The repeat opportunity for an individual to attempt sexual intercourse

He was too drunk to get hard, but it was my fault because she wasn't pretty enough. She wanted a sexond chance to prove herself.

by werewithall December 19, 2008