michael bolton

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.

Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.

by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006

Buttonhook

during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "BUTTONHOOK!!!" or "ZOINKS!"

I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "BUTTONHOOK!"

by Prime Time April 12, 2005

Dirt Button

Dirt button is a refernece to anal sex, most commonly used by gay boys.

Ooh, Craig, you fuck with me and I be tappin' that dirt button".

by Musty Dusty May 5, 2009

Snooze Button

A persons nose. When squarely punched will knock the person out. You are hitting their "snooze button" and putting them back to sleep.

Dude, he was all in your face talking trash, next thing you knew you swung and he was out on the ground. You must of hit his snooze button.

by Mr. Dean November 24, 2009

the magic button

The magic button is a wondrous part of the female vagina also known as the clit. It is magical because it can make a girl cum very quickly.

Guy- bro that girls magic button was so far up, my foot couldn’t even reach it.

Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...

Rando- y e s

The Magic button is Also known as clit

by M y s e l f..... September 15, 2019

Buttonface

Similar to "BUTTERFACE"- Whereas everything is good But-Her-Face. This is the same thing but in a guy version whereas everything is good "But-His-Face". So instead of "BUTTER" (But-Her) its "BUTTON" (But-His). It sounds weird if you just say but-his face, so its less obvious if you just call him a Button Face. (they SOund similar)

DAyum girl you see that guy with the muscle shirt, Hat, and Shades?? o wait...**u see the guy w/o his accessories** umm nvm he's a Buttonface

by Marleen Granola July 12, 2006

EASY BUTTON

A slang term for a woman clitoris

"She loves it when you play with her easy button"

"She gets off so quick when you play with her easy button"

by that D girl October 30, 2008