The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

Bear with me

Please put up with me for a while

Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).

Please bear with me today. I lost my mind last weekend and I'm still looking for your shoe.

by Trudgingalong August 13, 2010

nervous bear

A gentleman who still lives with his mother into late adulthood and spends all his day flaming and trolling on the internet.

1. Come on, get a job, get a house and a life, stop being such a nervous bear.

by paul mctavish March 28, 2007

Bearded

This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"

Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!

You are a bearded man Chocky!

by Tokyo Mickey August 14, 2012

Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006

Grizzly Bear Attack

After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.

Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!

Joe: What happened last night?

Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home

by Jeff & Joe April 5, 2007

Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.

Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear

by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011