biohazard suprise

1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob

2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.

3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.

4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle

5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.

Stay away from Waldo. He has a biohazard suprise waiting for you

by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010

Birth Control Friend

A woman usually ugly who blocks you from taking her better looking friend home.

Here come Melissa and damn Jenny that fat bitch is the biggest Birth Control Friend (BCF) ever!

by DinoFauci January 8, 2011

Birthday Wait

When its a Facebook 'friends' birthday and like everyone else you write happy birthday on their wall, but you wait until later that day so they can see it and it wont be buried under all the other comments.

Oh look its jacks Birthday!
I know.
Aren't you gonna say something?
Yeah but I'll do the Birthday wait so he can actually see it.
Oh...

by Kdot92 January 17, 2011

birthday bowl

This is when you smoke a joint by sticking the unlit end into the hole in the bowl of a pipe. It is so called because the joint looks like a birthday candle. You can burn a whole doob down to the ash like this. You can also fill the bowl with weed around the joint and get really crazy.

"This joint is getting to short to hold. Stick it in my pipe and we'll have a lil birthday bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

Biohaze Win

Biohaze Win describes something so epic and so win that it scales beyond epic win. it's origins come from when two friends were being douchebags and based this word from their gaming community 'Biohaze Gaming'

"Street Fighter 3: Third Strike is Biohaze Win!"

"Wow, your uber L33T skills are Biohaze Win"

by Flamebomber May 17, 2012

Birthday Blast

The explosive shit you take the morning after feasting and drinking for you're B-Day celebration.

Dude last night was sick. I birthday blasted myself right out the door this morning.

by Surfsupnj April 28, 2015

Neuro-biotictoxicities

Neurobiotictoxicities occurs when the exposure to natural or artificial substances, which are called biotic neurotoxins, alters the normal activity of the cytoplasmic membrane of the microorganism, in bacteria. such disruption causes a change in the RNA (the bacterial genetic makeup) of the bacterium disorganize the cytoplasmic membrane, thereby preventing the uptake of amino acids in such a way as to cause damage to nervous tissue, such disruption creates the bacterium less resistant and its offspring more prone to the immune system or certain medications. This can eventually disrupt or even kill other communication with other bacteria of the same strain, key to that transmit and process signals become disoriented . Neuro-biotictoxicities can result from exposure to substances such as grapefruit seed extract and more effectively the oil from grapefruit peels.At the same time of the disruption, there is a leakage of the cellular contents with low molecular weight through the cytoplasmic membrane. The pathogen is then inactivated. These chemicals are used when dealing with resistant strains of bacteria, this applies to all bacteria micrograms with RNA.This process usually is a deliberate dumb down of bacteria in order for the immune system to fight back

grapefruit seed extract is to dumb down as to mercury is to disrupt human neurological activity

sam sniffed a line of anthrax, and his immune system cant fight it. well he better start grinding up some dried grapefruit peels and start snorting them quickly

jeff really is a stupid kid he drinks fluoridated tap water eats food with aluminum and has mercury fillings in his teeth just like his bacteria are really stupid from that tangerine + grapefruit + lemon extract pills he takes after dinner (hes eating fish tonight that is loaded with lead)

james loves his Neuro-biotictoxicities pills so much he decided to lick a pigs ass and get swine flu and not worry about anything at all

by UFCandNickelodeon January 14, 2010