Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.
I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.
by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018
Get the Fashion Bearmug. by TheJared151 September 23, 2018
Get the fuck bearmug. A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.
I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.
I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.
Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.
I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.
Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.
by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019
Get the Bear Mommug. by gummey bear March 3, 2021
Get the gummey bearmug. The moment everyone at your prom removes their shoes to continue dancing and later realizing you now have athletes foot
by TeddyBear<3Bear June 9, 2011
Get the Bear Footlessmug. by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017
Get the bear buttmug. by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020
Get the Bear Bluntmug.