Imperial Beach 

Located in the southwest corner of San Diego County, it is known as the Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place with a cool beach, it is now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is. These locusts-assholes are known for there bullshit harrassment tactics, being junkies, thieves, dullards, & scum.

Assholes reside all over Imperial Beach.

Imperial Beach by Chanchez January 17, 2008

laguna beach

a show that takes place in laguna beach, california starring who are the clearly the richest and most beautiful kids in the area. its not reality, but it sure is pretty. i live in riverside nearby, and ive been to laguna many times. its just like newport or huntington or any of the other beaches in cali. its not tons of lavish homes and rich people, although you can see the rich homes from the street. i LOVE living in california, because MTV is so obsessed with socal ive been everywhere they show on TV. i just dont like that stupid kids in like the midwest and the south and the friggin east coast are wearing stuff that says im from the OC!, or naming a place in cali, even though theyve NEVER BEEN THERE.

laguna beach is cool to watch because you can see inside what its like to be rich and beautiful.

laguna beach by indie_nympho27 June 5, 2005

St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.

"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012

Boynton Beach 

A town in Palm Beach County, Florida. It, along with Delray Beach and Boca Raton, is basically the Long Island, NY of the South. Snobby rich new yorker's buy second homes here to go on vacation once in a while...but overall a cool place...

You have a home in Boynton Beach? You must be an upper-middle class Long Islander...

Boynton Beach by steinbergstein June 19, 2011

The Huntington Beach Surfers 

bunch of surfers that are very territorial and spend most of our nights blitzed out of our skulls or trashed. usually hate tourists because they bring a bunch of douchebags that want to boogy board and clog up the water or bring these stuck up punks that think they can come here for a week or so and catch teh best waves out of all where the regulars dotn pull snake moves on every wave and cut pple off. all in all huntington beach surfers are just straight up cool people

Guy 1: dude that guy is obviously a tourist, hes on a boogie board and is snaking ever wave
Guy 2: yeah hes a douche

The Huntington Beach Surfers by hbsurfer April 3, 2005

virginia beach 

Home to over half a million people Norfolk's thugs and LOWLIFES spread over to the westside of the city Great Neck, and North East Parts the best place to live. Attracts alot of hot turist ass from entire east coast more like the Long Beach of the east coast.

Virginia Beach has some hot ass.

virginia beach by VBKidd June 8, 2007

Newport Beach

Home to many hot hoes and fuckboy bros who abuse drugs such as weed, xanax, acid, and alcohol on the daily because they're rich enough to afford that shit everyday. Also many spoiled bitches who rely on their parent's paychecks to get them through life. If you live in newport, you either have an amazing life , or a sucky one because your not apart of the mainstream social life. Every teen in newport has at least 2,000 followers on instagram and all the girls wear thongs to the beach. Guys wear rolled Kakhis and stance socks and girls wear San Lorenzo bathing every fucking where they go. In conclusion, if your looking to hook up with a hot, fucked up, rich blonde, cruise to newport.

Guy one: Damn, that girl in the small bikini popping xans is hot as fuck!
Guy Two: She must be from Newport Beach.

Newport Beach by Badcat275 November 6, 2017