Battleasya

A cracked Minecraft server which is hosted in the Philippines but founders are found to be from Singapore. The player count of the server is dying because of it's dogshit anti-cheat, racist and homophobic player base.

The server's leaderboards are full of cheaters and alt-boosters.

The server probably dead right now.

Battleasya is a dogshit Minecraft server.

by okiloki July 20, 2022

Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022

battle cats

a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.

Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:

by a_random_idot September 18, 2022

Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 14, 2022

battle bun

A hairstyle worn by female police officers in central Minnesota. The Battle Bun is oft displayed by those with flowing locks worn in a restrained fashion while on patrol duty. The officer’s flow is pulled tightly in a bun and secured directly on top of the head to avoid hair being pulled during enforcement activities. This tactic requires the skill of an experienced hair technician.

A modification of the “Battle Bun” can be sliding it to the back of the head and adding braids along the sides to appear more girly or approachable

I wouldn’t even think of fighting that female cop. She’s rocking the Battle Bun, so you know she’s prepared to kick some ass.

by Turd Ferguson 5 October 16, 2022

bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself

“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”

by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023

Battle Creek

The cigarette smoking capital of America

“I’m going to Battle Creek, want a cigarette?”

by Jertros January 15, 2023