Dude i just got to 119th base with my gf last night!
Really?
Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite
Really?
Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite
by ihacklover April 25, 2010
Get the 119th base mug.Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-
CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?
CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?
Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house
Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!
Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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1)An activity that people only attend to drink beer or eat shitty over priced food.
2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.
3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.
4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.
4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL
2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.
3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.
4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.
4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL
Let's go to the baseball game, and get hammered.
My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.
I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.
My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.
I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.
by truthguyNM March 19, 2010
Get the baseball mug.Someone who likes doing drugs, a lot. Any drug, they'll probably try it out or do it as much as possible depending on how much they like each particular drug.
Steve's a basser nigga, don't hang around him too long he always wants to get fucked up and try some new shit. Last time I hung out with him he offered me crack and I called him a basser. Then he started crying, I felt bad but I don't want to hang out with crackheads.
by emoc December 22, 2004
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the hardest sport to play, since it is the only sport where you can go 3 for 10 and be considered great. Peyton Manning would be benched if he completed only 3 out of 10 passes and even shaq hits more then 3-10 free throws.Baseball is so hard you can succeed only 30% and make it to the hall of fame.
Baseball is the hardest sport ever!!
Thats why Michael Jordan couldnt even make it out of the minors!!
Thats why Michael Jordan couldnt even make it out of the minors!!
by jockamopunk27 June 10, 2007
Get the baseball mug.Lacrosse is much bette then freakin baseball because baseball takes no freakin skill and you cant have flo or have any bros
basesball cant even play in the drizzle
lax plays in freakin anything
basesball cant even play in the drizzle
lax plays in freakin anything
the objective of baseball is to be safe at home.
"Lacrosse vs. Baseball" is a topic brought up by basball players who freakin arigent dumb idiots
"Lacrosse vs. Baseball" is a topic brought up by basball players who freakin arigent dumb idiots
by lax bro chill April 28, 2010
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