skeet fountain

a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.

Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.

by Sir Squarepants July 01, 2009

brown skeet

When you cum in ones anus and it leaks out, resulting in "brown skeet."

"Babe, did you just jizz up my ass?"

"Yes, can't you see the brown skeet?"

by GreasyCock September 19, 2015

Skeet Slider

Someone who narrowly rides the line between creepy and cute.

Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."

by The Skeet Man December 01, 2022

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.

"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 13, 2012

Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 02, 2017