Skip to main content

flat

Something without secrets - nothing else to it.
“I paid $25 flat.” “My shirt is Maroon, flat.”
by Round_earther42 March 2, 2024
mugGet the flat mug.

flat

*Adjective* used to describe abstract or concrete ideas.

Something without secrets. What you see is what you get. No strings attached.
“I paid $25 flat” “My shirt is Maroon, flat” “I have adhd, flat”
by Round_earther42 March 2, 2024
mugGet the flat mug.

Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.
Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.
by Roberto the great March 2, 2024
mugGet the Flat fucks mug.

flat motor

. Adjective
If you describe a motor as flat, you mean that it is dull and not exciting or interesting. Or that the motor is one that generates less than it maximum capable outputs under normal conditions. A motor that operates at less than 100%
That hot rod only ran a 13 sec pass at the track, it has a flat motor.
by Flat Motor March 18, 2024
mugGet the flat motor mug.

flat earth

People that believe in flat earth can not accept globe evidence.
by globalbutter July 25, 2022
mugGet the flat earth mug.

Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance
It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.
by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025
mugGet the Flat Girther mug.

Flat Earther

Noun;
A person who genuinely believes that the Earth is a flat plane (typically also stationed at the center of the universe). They reject all objective, scientific proofs that have supported the shape of the Earth being a globe (technically an oblate spheroid).

The Flat Earth Theory has many flaws, including - but not limited to: (1) failure to construct a unified model that can explain all aspects of the Flat Earth Theory, (2) weather and seasonal patterns cannot be explained, (3) failure to explain the revolution of the Sun and the Moon, (4) Flat Earther use Electromagnetism to explain gravity, yet fail to account for many instances which suggest the contrary (mass attracting mass), (5) fail to understand what Conservation of Momentum is, etc.

The Flat Earth view is based off of the fact that the Earth is perceived as a flat plane. This does not serve as empirical evidence as to notice a 0.1° incline on the equator (facing parallel), the object must be around 69.1 miles away.
I believe the Flat Earther are in some kind of Flat Earth religion.
Flat Earthers were once willing to go to Antartica to prove their stance, but when the opportunity arose, they quickly backed out, because they knew a 24 hour sun would destroy their entire foundation.
by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 7, 2025
mugGet the Flat Earther mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email