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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Your mom is so fat

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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
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Your mom

person 1: your argument sucks.
person 2: your mom lol
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your mom

The name of the blog for the outdoor entertainment website rockfight.co.
Did you see that AI generated article about mountain biking on YOUR MOM the other day?

YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy. (how outdoorsy is she?). YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy...uh...because it's a blog about outdoorsy stuff.
by BJ McHenry January 10, 2024
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Your mom

Noun: “whale” a large gelatonus creature, usually living under the sea, known for weighing several tons.
WOW, its your mom
by Proper definition of yeetus January 22, 2024
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