sumo wrestling

when two obese people attempt to fornicate, but are too fat to do so.

"dude, i saw my step mom and dad sumo wrestling last night. it was nasty!'

by puunkinpiee April 29, 2016

Legend of Wrestling : Showdown

Wrestling game created by Acclaim.

Did you played to LoW:S yesterday?

by c10ckw0rk May 17, 2005

Czechoslovakian Cattle Wrestler

When you put on a metal chastity belt and press a taser against it

I got the czechoslovakian cattle wrestler last night

by WhyAmIHere?? December 1, 2019

wreching

being sick.
barfing out in the direct light of the public.
being a dirty skank.

that bitch is wreching

by Leanne C January 19, 2009

Tek Wrecker

Person/Person's high on crystal meth who's constant fig-it-ing results in the destruction of every day objects.

The Tek Wrecker has a house full of broken and dismantled electronics due to there constant tek wrecking of thing's.

by clubdead April 5, 2011

Mattress Wrestler

An ancient middle-eastern test that proves courage, bravery, and sex drive. First invitations are sent out to friends and family and a "place" is rented. Such as a hotel ballroom. The Males parents are in charge of buying the bed(s.) This becomes important later on. The females parents are in charge of the weapons. Any assortment can be brought. Inflatable pool toys, noodles, and flippers (used for slapping) The event normally begins at the stroke of 12. The young (18) year old guy choosing a partner for this ancient ritual. The only requirement is that it must be a girl. Another male helper is required. The beds are put behind a curtain on stage. The man and women go behind the curtain. After they are "done" the man must go and fight the other man naked, covered in grease - with only flippers for defense. Once the man is finished, he returns to his female partner and "proceeds" when "done", he returns to the other male and repeats. The test is to see how long the male can last.

Dude one:"Dude, I only lasted three rounds"
Dude two:"Who called you out?"
Dude one:"My female partner"
All other dudes: "Ha ha ha. "
Dude one:"so tired from the Mattress Wrestler"

by HALLIFRIKINLUYAH April 15, 2011

Halloween Train-wreck

A vulgar sense of fashion with loud lashings of ostentation that confounds understanding.

She was a Halloween Train-Wreck at last year's charity gala.

by thyroid2k November 19, 2009