trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

Pissing against the wind

A futile waste of time and energy.

"I tried to reason with her, but I was pissing against the wind"

by Bloomfield13 October 8, 2008

Winter Soldier

A man of color, normally black, who exclusively dates white women or snow bunnies

Guy 1: Why didn't Marcus come to the party?
Guy 2: You know how he is. He said if it ain't he ain't going.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I forgot bro's a winter soldier.

by It'sOnlyEntertainment March 8, 2023

Windir

Windir, translating to "warrior" from the Norwegian dialect of Sognamål, was a folk metal/black metal project of vocalist/multi-instrumentalist Terje Bakken, who went by the pseudonym Valfar. The band formed in 1994 and split up in 2004 after the tragic death of Valfar.

Taken from the metal archives: "On January 14, 2004, Terje 'Valfar' Bakken went out on a walk towards his family's cabin at Fagereggi, but he never arrived. Three days later, authorities found his body at Reppastølen in the Sogndal valley. He had gotten stuck in a snow storm, and had died of hypothermia."

A final Windir concert was played in Oslo, Norway on September 3, 2004 (which would have been Valfar's 26th birthday), along with guest bands Finntroll, Enslaved, and Mindgrinder, in order to honor Valfar's memory. It will not be forgotten.

Windir discography:

Demos--
Sogneriket ............................1994
Det Gamle Riket .......................1995

Albums--
Sóknardalr ..................March 23, 1997
Arntor ....................October 11, 1998
1184 .....................November 19, 2001
Likferd .....................March 27, 2003
Valfar, ein Windir ......September 03, 2004

(Valfar, ein Windir is a 2-disc best of/compilation. Disc 1 contains tribute songs from various artists, new/unreleased material, re-recorded songs, and live tracks; disc 2 is a compilation of songs from the band's 4 albums.)

DVDs--
SognaMetal ...................June 20, 2005

Any of these are recommended, they are all timeless examples of awesome folk/black metal.

by iQue el Fuck! June 20, 2008

wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

by Gary Harry January 13, 2005

windy wolf tits

tits that howl when they blow in the wind.

-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"

-"nice she has windy wolf tits."

by treeofshit December 5, 2009

Wingardium Leviosa

A fictional spell from the Harry Potter series. Its supposed to make objects hoover in midair; The Levitation Spell.

Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
Hermione: Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA.
Ron: You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on.
Hermione: Wingardium Leviosa!

by rafarafa May 30, 2005