heres

Weirdest bitch you ever met that’s built like a twig and had no idea what she’s talking about

“heres” can be used to explain that somebody is very nice, and pretty

by Coocooberrybong October 9, 2020

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.

Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.

by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022

Here Miss

Here Miss is a phrase that is used when you see a male and make them laugh. but it can commonly been used when someone is going to consume them and that is the phrase that they say before they do. By the way, Here Miss, You have 5 minutes to save yourself. I, am, coming...

P2: You are a silly cold, vegan, out-of-date chicken nugget
P1: Here Miss
P2 was never heard from again

by Shrek the freg October 25, 2023

CUT...FROM HERE!!!

CUT FROM HERE, or KCUUUT FROM HEREE!!, is a way to express your displeasure toward another individual, basically like "GET OUT OF HERE" or "LEAVE, NOW". The phrase is usually said loudly in an accent, the first word "cut" being said abruptly and stretched out and, with a pause for dramatic effect and "from here" being said with the remaining breath of the individual. Direct eye contact is maintained with shaking of the head, signaling "no" or a warning/disapproval, with possibly a pointed hand directing the person to leave.

Likely coined/popularized by @centinos.ds on instagram/tiktok

Scenario 1:

(Customer is moving their head while getting a lineup)

Barber: AY! Don't move your head.....KCUUUT...FROM HERE!!

Scenario 2:
Guy walks in on his friend in bed: Uhh

Brit: Ey whatr you doin?? ALLOW ME TO STROKE!? (Points towards exit) ..😦.CUT...FROM HERE!!!

by Checky0 February 6, 2024

Insert here

You know

Me: (Exists)
Hawt girls: (Start getting down on all fours) Insert here honeyyyy

by Handsomest September 18, 2023