Twat Cleaner

To fuck and cum in a womans vagina and then use a straw to suck the douche out of her.

"Dude i feel like a bitch, my girl said i was her personal Twat Cleaner"

by licdapoontang April 28, 2009

Twat shot

When a girl soaks tampon with alcohol and then inserts it into her vagina then a man sucks the alcohol out of her vagina.

Dude last night my girl soaked a tampon in tequila and inserted it into her vagina and had me sucks the booze from her vagina! Best twat shot ever!

by Hooverr77 July 5, 2015

twat pocket

1. Someone who is or resembles a pussy

Clay was too scared to go streaking, what a twat pocket.

by master pimp juice August 7, 2009

twat rangoon

1. The rare chinese treat made from won-tons and fresh chinese vagina.

2. What you call the vagina while perfoming cunnilingus on a chinese woman.

1. Wow...Kiki made the most delicious twat rangoons I've ever eaten.

2. Kiki has the best twat rangoon I've ever eaten, good thing it wasn't a crab rangoon.

by R"MD"C October 25, 2006

Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.

On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.

by Maraqui February 11, 2012

Twat-in-law

A sister-in-law whom is a twat.

My twat-in-law complained the entire time she was here.

by RM7816 May 19, 2018

Moose Twat

A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.

Michelle Obama is a Moose Twat.

by jinkle5man October 7, 2011