Twater

The odiferously offensive green liquid that oozes from an ambiotic sac during or after birth.

Can you wash my scrub top? It's covered in twater.

by thisguy67679887 July 1, 2008

toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.

Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D

by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009

toaster

a gun that is stolen, probly hotter than a firecracker in the bar-b-q pit at satans crib

hey blacc hand me that toaster so i can get this kid.

by cze August 10, 2005

Twatterfly

When a women gets a tattoo of a butterfly wing on each side of her vagina. Resultins in a "twat butterfly".

Damn that stripper's got a twatterfly!

by B.J.S. 937 January 29, 2009

toaster-oven

when you have a warm silent fart that warms your butt up

person A- whats that smell??
person B- its a Toaster-Oven and my butt is warm!

by pandawill10 January 4, 2011

Twistered

The state of a human feeling when stoned, drunk, and tired. This is similar to being "Twisted" with another physical feeling added to the mix.

When a person has consumed alcohol and and marijuana, while feeling mentally and physically tired is the state of being Twistered

by Tigdude October 5, 2013