Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.

Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.

by Meddi January 20, 2009

turd

turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)

i turded in a bowl

by troy stokes December 29, 2008

turd bomb

1. A bomb of turd
2. Large feces in a toilet
3. A person who is a slacker (and/or) an asshole

1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!

2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!

3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb

by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009

Turd and seek

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - we say that it is playing 'turd and seek'

Man, yesterday I was putting out a huge one and was so excited to see what it was gonna look like, but it decided to play turd and seek with me!

by Ben7777777 March 14, 2011

crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003

Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 25, 2013

Devil's Trident

A three-way involving three men of the hetero or homosexual nature.

Joey invited Trevor to join in a threesome. Little did Trevor know that it was a Devil's Trident. Awkward!

by Peter Ironhard June 28, 2014