Toolbelt

1. An person characterized as being a self-centered, stubborn, close-minded asshole who treats other with no respect, especially of the opposite sex.

2. Thomas Bell

Tom is such a toolbelt.

by like no other January 31, 2009

Tool

A progressive Metal band that rocks the world upside down.

Guy: "Ohh the world is upside down"
GUy #2: "Maybe Tool had a concert!"

by Danevati May 24, 2009

toolbaggery

the art of being a toolbag and or dickhead.

The young truck loving child named brendan has mastered the art of toolbaggery after crushing a childs hopes and dreams by pushing him down the stairs.

by cloid October 6, 2010

Tool Box

When three or more tools are mobbing together or live together.

"Sorry, I don't date out of tool boxes."

or

"Yeah, bro. We all live together. It's so dope."
"Must be a tool box."

by Little Squeaks September 4, 2011

Wiki Tool

A loser on Wikipedia or a Wiki who follows the Wikis rules so tightly, they are tools. Common traits are undoing your edits for no reason, claiming every source you present is "not reliable", and overall just being stupid.

Not reliable source. I am a Wiki Tool.

by Wikiwikiwikiwikipedia June 17, 2010

Name That Tool

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you loose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.

Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...

by Hi beams, Donkey boy October 8, 2008

tool.

a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.

(insert name here) your a tool.

by Scott Farrell November 14, 2005