tool

a tool is the word for some one stupid, often used in ireland

boy 1 "where did you say the ice cream was?"
Boy 2 " over there you fecking TOOL!!!"

by ireland2010 January 31, 2010

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022

Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.

Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic

by JBrò November 17, 2020

tool

A boy or girl, usually a boy who seeks out to be cool and 'hip with it,' so they will do anything that a popular person asks them to do!

Hey look at Brendan Cronin giving all the cool kids gum, what a tool!

by CoolKidPeanut March 8, 2009

Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools

james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday

by chennychen June 4, 2013

Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)

sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"

by fjjt August 11, 2025

Tool

an assault rifle

- looking like bobby builder bitch with a big tool

by bootyeatah May 21, 2018