Toe god

A fake god that Minecraft players worship with a sponge and they cut off there toes

The toe god is very hot and we love it

by Thisburrito July 26, 2022

soggy toes

When your in the bathtub too long your toes get soggy that is also called grandma toes

Man 1: I’ve been in the bath too long man
Man 2: oh my god look you have soggy toes
Man 3: mmm snack for later..

Man 4: ayo

Man 5: why am I even here

Man 6: idk why I’m here but I don’t like soggy toes

Man 7: same

by Watery pizza July 13, 2022

toe cruncher

When you bite on toes and they make a crunch sound

James:Did you see her nice ass feet?!
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her

James:Damnn you toe cruncher

by Dudetinkletoes November 17, 2018

Toe the mark

Toe the mark originally comes from a runner's foot or toe on the starting line or mark, it is usually used when somone or somthing isnt quite up to par

She never could toe the mark, I never could walk the line

by all I speak is truth. March 3, 2021

Toe Hitch

When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.

Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.

Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.

by Toasty Faggot July 8, 2018

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 September 1, 2013

Dumbo toe

The aftermath of intense sex where the vagina is severly discombobulated and the clit is reduced to a floppy, disaster of skin, also coined "Dumbo Toe"

That chick walks like shes got a dumbo toe.

Smell that.....its dumbo toe.

Doc, whats wrong with me?
Lets take a look.
(grabs tongs)
AHHHHHHHH!!!! DUMBO TOE!!!!!

by Mr Thizz May 10, 2010