by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023
Get the Nut Spatula mug.He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
Get the Cracked nuts mug.always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
Get the wendeez nuts mug.When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.
Guy 1: you parked the car wrong
Guy 2: no I didn’t
Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync
Guy 2: no I didn’t
Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync
by Over-all-killer365 March 5, 2020
Get the Nut Sync mug.by JakeSpecs August 6, 2020
Get the Slithering Nuts mug.Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Bear Nuts mug.Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
by Terrysuki July 25, 2022
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