duck tape

Other way to say duct tape. Originated from military use, as it was water repellant (like a duck, get it?), as apposed to civilian use on airducts. Also the the brandname of MANCO brand ducttape.

"i got rolls of duck tape in 18 different colors and i aint afraid to use em'

by the lightguy June 2, 2004

Duck Sausage

A synonym for human penis.

Do you like Duck Sausage? Then Duck down and get some!

by Drew Svendsen July 10, 2011

fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 3, 2003

duck and cover

a sex position that involves a man ducking under a woman's legs and covering his head by inserting it gently into a woman's vagina for a period of time

i became dizzy after i performed a duck and cover on my girl last night

by gayqui June 11, 2006

wood duck

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

fuck a duck

a song to "row row row ur boat"

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
and *rgy at the zoo!!!

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Mighty Ducks

The best hockey team in California! The Ducks are so awesome...with Chistov and the Feds and everyone else. They're just AWESOME!

GO DUCKS!

Hey, do you want to go to the movies tonight?

Sorry, there's a Ducks game tonight and I'M GOING!

by Adrienne November 25, 2004