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failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
by Sexydimma November 17, 2016
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mission failed we'll get em next time

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016
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When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D
Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
by QuacksO February 13, 2017
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Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.
Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner
by jezzicarae April 2, 2010
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failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.
"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....
by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024
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Fail

Palestina Libre y India.

India es la tierra madre de la raza Caucasians; aunque tiene todo el privelegio Caucásiano del mundo, no tiene ningún éxito. Solo la responsibilidad para todo el racismo, Colonizacion y appropriación cultural en todo el mundo. Y Caucásianos feos con autismo y confusion racial en Perú. Y Bloomfield Hills High School.

Palestina Libre? Una broma.

Caucasianos ricos sin economía propia. Aunque no está un país, Palestina Libre tiene los más PHDs per capita de todos los países del mundo. 60% de su población no trabajan; solo usan los billones de papi para obtener armas de calidad militaria. Después, lloran de privelegio Caucásiano, porque no quieren luchar en guerra que ellos mismos empezaron.

Aunque fueron parte del imperio romano, su historia como país de Europa del Sur no es algo que ellos recuerdan. Palestina Libre solo tiene una GNP per capita 1/4 de lo de Rusia.

Ellos también luchan para el privilegio de no ser llamados Caucasianos (Rashida Tlaib, Amer Zahr, Linda Sarsour, protesters en Dearborn etc).

De verdad es una broma.
Palestina Libre es el fail más epico de todo el tiempo.

No es país, la legitimación de Palestina Libre por media Caucasiana es una broma. Ellos literalmente usan los billones de papi para obtener armas de calidad militaria; después lloran porque no quieren luchar en la guerra que ellos propios empezaron.

También están responsables para confusión racial; Linda Sarsour, Rashida Tlaib, Amer Zahr. Palestina Libre luchan para el derecho de llamar a si mismos como "personas de color" porque no "quieren de ser llamados blancos".
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Fail

What Obama has done majorly
The Government is a fail.
by Ballbreeder December 18, 2015
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