Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

Tree thong by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016

burnt thong 

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals

"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"

burnt thong by Op4 November 30, 2016

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

dirt thong by L Pp August 21, 2017

Hungarian thong

The V shaped patch of hair that runs up from your butt crack to your waist.

As the plumber bent over to work on the sink, he gave everyone a clear view of his Hungarian thong.

Hungarian thong by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017

dip thong 

A person prone to making dumb statments

Jonny called Mike a “Dip Thong” when he asked where the outlet was on a tree

dip thong by Henry, the velociraptor June 3, 2018

JASON thong

ANIME

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DONT BE A JASON thong

JASON thong by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019

Pine Thon 

A crooked pine tree

"Hey dad look! It's a pine thon."

Pine Thon by TheDiceMaster May 11, 2019