Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.
by Steve N July 24, 2008
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HAI GAIZ CMMNT MII PICCHUR PLZZ BCZ I DWNLOADED THM AL OF GOOGLE AND UPLODED DEM TO MYSPACE CUZ I'M ACCULY A PRIK HOO CNT SPEL 4 SHEET
by socksandspoons October 16, 2009
Get the myspace mug.Site that’s been dead for more than over a decade now practically a ghost town. When it was popular people used to layout their page, fight over who was supposed to be on your top 8, had emo or other cringy photos taken by a digital camera. Now some of the people who used it miss it because it reminds them of the youth that they’ll never get back.
MySpace is so dead right now, it’s practically a ghost town, but if you want to relive your mid 2000s emo glory days go to spacehey.com it’s the modern day version of Myspace
by Frank2020 March 25, 2021
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Get the myspace mug.A way for teens to throw away their lives talking to people online that they could easily text, call, or go over to their house
Tim:You have a MySpace?
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor
by Clouds of YouTube April 15, 2009
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Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
by Lebv23 March 30, 2011
Get the Myspace guy mug.A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 4, 2022
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