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teachers 

they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)

they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.

they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
teachers by mia xXx April 20, 2004

treacherous whore

A very bad, stupid, obnoxious, emo, whorish, selfish, smelly, gross, emo, lazy, slow, retarded, slutty pirate who can't sing, or dance, or cook, or work, or think, or do anything at all.
Stephanie, you are such a treacherous whore!
treacherous whore by owendav October 27, 2007

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass
"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

Teachers 

An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...

"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."

And

"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"

And

"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."
Student: Man, I can't wait to go home.

Teacher: Detention.

Student: I hate teachers.

Teachers πŸ‘¨ 🏫 πŸ‘© 🏫 

People that torture you and make you not want to live life
Teachers πŸ‘¨ 🏫 πŸ‘© 🏫 made my friend die of stress.

Substitute teachers 

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.
substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs
Substitute teachers by rayooooo February 6, 2019