Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

Tabletwrist

An injury or minor discomfort in the wrist sustained by using a tablet device, such as an iPad. Minor discomfort may even be noticeable after using a tablet device for the first time, or when using a tablet after long periods of infrequent use.

Having not used a tablet in quite a while, he was surprised to notice a troubling pain in his hand. He immediately recognized it as tabletwrist, even though he had only been on the device for a few minutes that day.

by where_is_mymind January 1, 2020

Tabletop

When you’re in middle school and have a crush but you still believe the opposite gender has cooties so instead of admitting your feelings for them you have 6 of your friends crouch behind them in a line near the edge of a hill and push them down. Your crush and her parents will now always remember you as the reason that kid needed stitches and therapy for the next 10 years.

I’m going to tabletop your girlfriend later.

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021

tabletation

when your tablet runs out of battery and you charge it but it takes too long so you become a secret agent and take out random people to pass the time

im going to do some tabletation

by removeads July 8, 2023

Tabletopping

When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.

Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.

by ozarka1 January 9, 2026

Tabloids tablets

Getting addicted to celebrity gossip

He almost inadvertently overdosed on Tabloids tablets and
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?

Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024