titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Bonk Titty

The act of abruptly getting someone attention, rudely, like poking a woman in the boob with your finger.

hey dude.. hello?... BONK TITTY! 'What'd you say?' You heard me!

by radiobanter January 26, 2011

Raging Titty Syndrome.

When your tits (male or female) have a mind of themselves, and intend to rage often. This syndrome can not be cured. Once you have it, it is there. RTS for short. Side effects may include : Rage quitting, Flipping tables, out bursts of swearing.

Guy: I think you may have RTS.
Girl: What is RTS?
Guy: Raging Titty Syndrome.
Girl: NO FUCKING WAY.

by Taescha March 21, 2012

litty titty my niggy

When you're about to get drunk, or do something exciting

"Let's get litty titty my niggy"

by mmadds June 4, 2017

beast titty

when her breasts are so wildly big they mesmerize you in ways you didn’t believe were possible

Person 1: Man, she’s got those beast tits, i go wild when i see them.
Person 2: Dude, be careful, you know what girls with beast tittys can do...

by 410maren November 6, 2017

pp titty

Is y’all male with small short hair and raps respect women and is associated with the gang GS9 he likes to play basketball and flirts with girls he likes if u ever meet a pp titty keep him around

Guy 1: u go to that pp titty show he was so slat

by Pp titty June 2, 2019

national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018