When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
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Usually triggers people.
Usually triggers people.
by This.is.Ryan.Ross April 27, 2017
Get the What are ye doing in my swamp?! mug.First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"
Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
by little nippy hawk panther October 21, 2011
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Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.
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