ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

by running out of patience January 19, 2008

Don't over push it

This is a combination of "don't over do it" and "don't push it" when someone is over doing something in order to gain something and "pushing his luck" you tell him to stop doing it.

"don't over push it! you already asked me 3 times to give you money!"

by Redhead Buffy October 25, 2011

Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.

-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."

by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016

I can't reach pink color

What every single mobile game ad says EVEN WHEN THERE IS A PINK COLOR IN THERE

What I'm asking is:
Why pink?
Why are the owners of the game obsessed with the color pink?
What's the matter?
How do you reach the pink color when it's not even there?
Why does it say "I can't reach pink color" when they are currently doing something with a pink object?
And why does it say "I can't reach pink cube" when there are no pink cubes in the game?

"I can't reach pink color" types:
"I can't reach pink color"
"Only 1% can reach pink color"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink color"
"No one can reach pink color"
"Can you reach pink color?"
"I can't reach pink color :("
"I can't reach pink color 😥"
"I can't reach pink color 😭😭😭"
"I can't reach the pink (object)"
"Only 1% can reach pink (object)"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink (object)"
"No one can reach pink (object)"
"Can you reach pink (object)?"
"I can't reach pink (object) :("
"I can't reach pink (object) 😥"
"I can't reach pink (object) 😭😭😭"

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010

guns don't kill people, people kill people

Bumper-sticker slogan of NRA supporters, which makes the obvious point that guns normally don't go off without some kind of human intervention, and that the real solution to violence is not in making any certain potentially lethal device unavailable, but in changing basic human nature from violent to peaceful.

"Listen, Buck, when the gun-control crazies protest the concealed carry legislation, all you got to say is 'guns don't kill people, people kill people'. I mean, it's just that simple. After all, when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns, right?"

by croonercruiser April 19, 2006

Can't Get Past the 1st Level

The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.

I can't get past the 1st level of this game, why is it so hard!

by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014