Cause Of Suicide 

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

Cause Of Suicide by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

Spice induced suicide 

Getting a bag of fiesta sized takis and crumbling it up until everything is a powdery mess and downing the whole bag

David: dude did you hear about john, he shit all of organs out
Steven: how did that happen
David: he committed spice induced suicide

Spice induced suicide by Cunt lettuce February 17, 2020

2nd hand/involuntary suicide 

A person wants to die but cannot bring them selfs to comet suicide, which leads them wanting some out side force to do it for them

I overheard someone say they want 2nd hand/involuntary suicide

2nd hand/involuntary suicide by HYPERKILLER54 July 2, 2021

Post-nut suicide 

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

Post-nut suicide by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022

Corporate Suicide

The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."

This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.

Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!

George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!

Corporate Suicide by gravy111 November 30, 2010

Banana Suicide 

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.

Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.

Banana Suicide by icats rof April 22, 2018

career suicide

intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"

What a way for a middle manager to go out, career suicide. it makes you not wanna watch (rolls eyes)

career suicide by Theamazinggeek April 20, 2019